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俄克拉荷馬州 諾曼
我聽說這里是男人主宰的世界 I've heard it said that this here.
有些女生居然真的相信這個 And some girls, they believe it.
打扮 大驚小怪 還有故作矜持 Primping and fussing and holding out,
期望有個男人能看上她 hoping a boy will look her way.
她們不知道自己有的是魅力 They don't know they got the power.
至于我... As for me...
我不是那樣的姑娘 I'm not that kind of girl.
我要在那些男人上面 I'm on top.
這樣問題就來了 Which begs the question,
如果這姑娘是主宰 那么... if the girl's on top, well...
誰是那遭殃的? who's the one getting screwed?
等等 Hey, wait up!
所以如果這世界男人主宰 So if it's a man's world,
上帝就不會創造我 God wouldn't have made me,
或是那個死胖子了 Or that fat fuck.
片名 《下流女孩》
好了 誰能給我一個明智選擇的例子? OK, who can give me an example of a good choice?
-湯婭? -等待 -Tonya? -Waiting.
我是說 要是一個男人真愛你 他會等你的 I mean, if a guy really likes you, he'll wait.
而要是他不懂的話 你懂的...但這又怎樣呢? And if he doesn't understand, well, you know... so what?
棒極了 但是 我知道這該怎樣 Most excellent. But hey, I know how it is.
我也年輕過 I was young, too.
-我們的荷爾蒙能幫我們做到最好 -傳過去 -Our hormones can get the best of us. -Hey, pass it down.
唯一安全的性就是不做愛 The only safe sex is no sex.
除非你一直很忙 有點愛好 Unless you stay busy, get some hobbies,
并且一直禁欲 and practice abstinence,
這樣你最終也許會問 you could end up asking,
"這瞬間的刺激真的值得嗎?" "Was the momentary thrill really worth it?"
性有什么健康的替代品? What are some healthy alternatives?
-湯婭? -可以舉行個披薩派對 -Tonya? -You could have a pizza party.
好極了 誰不愛吃披薩? Right on. Who doesn't love pizza?
還有人嗎? Anyone else?
你怎么看避孕措施? What are your thoughts on the pull-out method?
你一定很享受我們在一起的時光 You must like the time we spend together.
真是棒極了 It's a real hoot.
你的同學很容易受影響 艾德門斯頓小姐 Your classmates are impressionable, Miss Edmonston.
也許你已經習慣了那種話題 Your ears might be used to that kind of talk,
但大部分的孩子都來自家教良好的家庭 but most of these kids come from good families.
你生活中有沒有真正的男性? You have any positive males in your life?
牧師 鄰居或是一個叔叔... A pastor or a neighbor or an uncle...
這不關你的事 It's none of your business.
你真是讓人頭疼 艾德門斯頓小姐 You're an exasperating girl, Miss Edmonston.
據波特老師說 你很直白的說了 According to Mr. Potter, you spoke quite explicitly
男性的生殖器 about male projectile.
-那是性教育課 -是生活方式的選擇 -It's a sex education class. -Lifestyle choices.
我要罰你留校 I'm putting you in Challengers.
-弱智班? -留校 -Special Ed? -Challengers.
-那是給弱智的 -留校還是開除 -That's for retards. -It's either that or expulsion.
皮爾斯小姐會給你新的課表 Miss Pierce will give you your new schedule.
還有什么好知道的? 那個永遠在地下室的房間 What is there to know? It's one room in the basement, all the time.
丹妮爾 你是個聰明姑娘 你只是選錯了 Danielle, you're a smart girl. You just make bad choices.
你要是做作業 并且停止干擾他人 If you'll do your homework, and stop being a distraction to others,
你立馬就能和正常孩子在一起了 you'll be back with the normal kids in no time.
丹妮爾... Danielle...
沒人喜歡下流姑娘 nobody likes a dirty girl.
你們好 留校生們 Hello, Challengers!
今天我們要開展一個活動 Today we are going to start a project
它能告訴我們親子關系的嚴肅性 that will hopefully teach us that parenthood is no joke.
對嗎 塞布麗娜? 好吧 Right, Sabrina? Yeah.
不許笑她的肚子 Nobody's laughing at her house.
好了 每個人去找一個異性搭檔 OK, everyone partner up with someone of the opposite sex.
兩兩組合 就像在諾亞方舟上 Two by two, like in the ark.
誰沒有搭檔? Who does not have a partner?
好的 貝妮塔 你何不去和杰奎因搭檔? OK, Benita, why don't you come over here near Joaquin?
還有克拉克? 我們會想辦法的 And Clarke? We'll think of something.
好了 同學們? OK, class?
這是丹妮爾·艾德門...艾德門斯頓 This is Danielle Edmon... Edmonston.
她今天要加入我們 大家和她問好 And she will be joining us today, so everyone say a big hello.
丹妮爾 我們在找搭檔 OK, Danielle. We're partnering up,
你何不去找右后方的克拉克 so why don't you just head right on back there with Clarke.
接下來的六周 你們會和你們的伙伴結婚 For the next six weeks, you will be married to your partner
各個層面上 除了宗教意義上的 in every sense but the biblical one.
你就是那個基佬 對吧? You're that fag, right?
這些袋珍貴的面粉就是你們快樂的源泉 And these precious sacks of flour will be your bundles of joy.
這些是日記本 These are your daily journals.
你們要記下孩子走的第一步 You will record baby's first steps,
孩子們做的可愛爆了讓你們不能忍的事 things that baby does that are so cute you can't stand it.
好了 斯托克女士要發東西了 OK, here is Mrs. Stork, making a special delivery to you.
誰要孩子? Who needs a baby?
-照顧好你自己吧 -這會超有趣的 -Takes after you. -This is going to be so much fun.
-你想干嘛? -我們是搭檔 -What do you want? -Uh, we're partners.
無意冒犯 對我的指定 只在這個上午有效 No offense, but my designated is, as of this morning, no longer designated.
我不懂 I don't know what that means.
這是丹妮爾的3D約會政策 It's Danielle's three D's of dating:
區分 選定 甩了 Discriminate, designate, and dump,
自從不幸的甩掉了布拉德以后 and since the unfortunate dumping of Brad,
因為他的個人衛生問題 我又有下一個目標了 due to his lack of sanitary respect, I'm on to the next.
直白的說 作為一個基佬 你一點都不合格 And quite frankly, as a dick smoker, you don't qualify.
但我們結婚了 But we're married.
區分對象 Discriminate.
海切爾老師說了我們要做好父母的 Miss Hatcher says we need to be good parents.
目標選定 Designate.
有火嗎? You got a light?
嘿 伙計們 Hey, fellas.
-你就是那個姑娘 對吧? -對 就是我 -You're that girl, ain't you? -Yep, I'm that girl.
你知道我聽說過你什么嗎? You know what I heard about you?
不要輕信你們聽到的一切 除非真的很棒 Don't believe everything you hear. Unless it's really good.
那么就是真的了 Then it's true.
我聽說你現在和弱智在一起 Well, I hear you're with the retards now.
你校長今天打電話來了 Your principal called today.
我對你很失望 I am very disappointed in you.
現在 無論你想到什么 說出來 Now, just say whatever comes to mind.
一些非常生動的東西 哈? Some pretty racy stuff, huh?
知道我想到什么了嗎? Want to know what I think?
我覺得這些照片嚇到你了 I think those pictures scare you.
克拉克 你要知道 性欲不是可怕的東西 You know, Clarke, sexual feelings aren't something to be afraid of.
你最喜歡哪種胸部? What's your favorite kind of breast?
長的? Long ones?
尖的? Pointy ones?
你覺得它們怎樣 克拉克? How do you like 'em, Clarke?
有毛的 Hairy.
克拉克 Clarke!
停下 我們走 Stop it! Let's go.
向我保證 兒子 我們是有約定的 不是嗎? Roger me this, Son. You and I had a deal, didn't we?
但是在我看來你已經放棄最后的交易了 Seems to me you're not holding up your end of the bargain, though,
聽到了嗎? you copy me?
克拉克? 聽到了嗎? Clarke? Do you copy me?
知道什么讓你變成這樣嗎? 它讓你變成了個騙子 You know what that makes you? It makes you a welcher.
唯一比同性戀糟糕的就是騙子了 The only thing worse than being a gay is being a welcher.
-我不是同性戀 -我該相信誰? -I'm not no gay. -Yeah, who am I supposed to believe?
一個15歲的騙子 還是一個合格的內科醫師? A 15-year-old welcher, or a qualified medical physician?
-他是個脊椎按摩師 -他有經驗 -He's a chiropractor. -He's got experience.
你到底站哪邊? What the hell did you do in there?
你覺得這很有趣嗎? 你個傻逼 You think this is funny, you little shit?
-車 -天啊 別這樣 -Wheel! -God, don't do that!
不要吼失去車控制的人 Don't yell at somebody that's lost control of the car.
你已經離變壞他媽不遠了 You're a hair's breath from getting your ass sent away for good.
軍校現在對我和你媽來說 That military academy is starting to look like
已經開始是個不錯的選擇了 a real sweet option to me and your mother about now.
在空余時間 麥琪喜歡在溪邊散步 In her spare time, Maggie enjoys long walks by the creek,
停車去索尼克買蘇打水 購物 and stopping for sodas at Sonic and shopping.
干得好 孩子們 太棒了 Great work, guys, really terrific.
好了 克拉克和丹妮爾 輪到你們了 OK, Clarke and Danielle, you're up.
你們覺得自己是誰? 說真的 Who do you think you are? I mean, really.
你們甚至都沒有給她穿上衣服 You didn't even give her an outfit.
對于其他所有人 我感謝你們的努力 And for everyone else, I appreciate your effort,
以及你們花時間去了解孩子 and your time that you put into realizing your children.
因為 那個孩子也許就死在馬路上 Because, that one would be dead on the street
或是躺倒在一輛車下 胳膊上吊著根針 or laying under a car somewhere, with a needle in her arm.
麥克 Hey, Mike!
麥克 上車 Mike, get in the car.
我們走 Let's go!
上車 Get in.
-我? -我們有作業 -Me? -We got homework.
不用想著對我媽友好 Don't worry about being nice to my mom.
她就是個賤人 She's a total poon.
丹妮爾? 是你嗎? Danielle? Is that you?
這是克拉克 是同學 This is Clarke. He's from school.
蘇安 我是丹妮爾的媽媽 你光看我是看不出來的 Sue-Ann. I'm Danielle's mom, but you wouldn't know it to look at me.
這么說真惡心 That's a totally gross thing to say.
但是人們一直都覺得我們是姐妹 要曲奇嗎? But people think we're sisters all the time. Cookie?
沒人想要你那糟糕的速食曲奇 蘇安 Nobody wants one of your sad instant cookies, Sue-Ann.
-你說過你喜歡的 -我還說過我喜歡面團呢 -You said you liked these. -I said I liked the dough.
謝謝 Thanks.
她人不錯 She's nice.
她在高中的時候完全是個蕩婦 She was a total slut when she was in high school.
她現在和這個摩門教的男人在一起 Now she's with this Mormon guy,
她就覺得自己是主婦蘇西了 and she thinks she's Suzy Homemaker.
丹妮爾 我們談過這個的 Danielle, we talked about this.
你可以留男孩過夜 但是這門必須開著 You can have boys over, but this door stays open.
我們在做作業 另外 克拉克是個基佬 We're doing homework. Besides, Clarke here's a fag.
雷一會兒要帶孩子來吃晚餐 Ray's bringing the kids over for dinner later.
你們覺得能在那之前搞定嗎? Y'all think you're gonna be done by then?
要是你能關上那該死的門 If you close the God damn door
讓我們單獨待著 讓我們專心的話 and leave us alone and let us concentrate.
要是我那樣和我媽講話 我爸會打死我的 If I talked to my mom that way, my dad would kick the shit out of me.
我沒有爸爸 I don't have a dad.
所以我愛干嘛干嘛 So I do what I want.
男孩還是女孩? Boy or girl?
我覺得我會毀掉一個男孩的 I think I'd ruin a boy.
那就女孩 名字? Girl. Name?
我不知道 Uh... I don't know.
瓊怎么樣? 就像瓊·杰特 How about Joan? Like Joan Jett.
或是克勞福德 這個不錯 Or Crawford. That's nice.
是不是有什么特別的基因 Is there some sort of special gene
讓你在我說"瓊"的時候說"克勞福德"? that makes you say "Crawford" when I say "Joan"?
就好像一個人屁股被捅的次數越多 It just seems the more times a person gets poked in the butt,
就越喜歡說他媽該死的蠢蛋基佬 the more likely they are to say stupid faggy shit.
我還是處男 I'm a virgin.
這沒多大關系 It's not a big deal.
告訴我爸吧 Tell it to my dad.
要是我不存在的話他會更開心的 He'd be happier if I didn't exist.
這不是真的 That's not true.
我確定我爸愛我 就算我都不認識他 I'm sure my dad loves me, and I don't even know him.
這一點幫助都沒有 That don't make no sense.
你知道嗎 要是不注意的話 你最終就會 You know, if you're not careful, you're gonna end up one of them
成為個只有沙鼠布魯斯喜歡的超重同性戀 overweight homos with nobody to love you but a gerbil named Bruce.
你準備好了嗎 寶貝? You ready for me, baby?
我來了 Here I come.
爸爸要把你洗的干干凈凈 Daddy's cleaning you all up.
太棒了 Yes!
-那是你爸? -真不幸 -Is that your dad? -Unfortunately.
-你死到哪去了? -做作業 -Where the hell have you been? -I had homework.
你忘了這個 You forgot this.
你比其他人都棒 You ruin me for anybody else.
操 Shit.
佩吉 你在干嘛? Peggy, what are you doing?
你瘋了吧? 那狗會殺了你的 Are you crazy? That dog would kill you.
-嗨 -她來了 -Oh, hi! -There she is!
我們給你留了點 就在爐子上 We saved you some. It's on the stove.
我和你媽要和你說點事 Your mother and I would like to speak with you about something.
明迪哪去了? Where's Mindy?
滾出我的房間 Get out of my room!
-你可以扮希瑟 -扯淡 -You can be Heather. -This is bullshit.
我是說 只要你愿意 你可以嫁給這個摩門教的敗類 I mean, you can marry this Mormon loser if you like,
但是我絕對不會和這個小婊子住一間房的 but there is no way I'm sharing my room with this little twat!
好吧 家規第一條 All right now, that's going to be rule number one.
誰要是在這家里說臟話 Anyone caught swearing under this roof
就用肥皂洗洗他的嘴 is going to get their mouth washed out with soap.
-操你媽 -丹妮爾 -Fuck you! -Danielle.
-別激我 -婊子是什么? -Don't test me. -What's a twat?
你看到了嗎? 這就是我說的 You see? Now that's what I'm talking about.
壞東西是有它獨特的擴散方式的 Evil has a unique way of spiraling.
婊子就是個無毛 空虛的丑賤人 A twat is an ugly, flatulent, hairless vagina!
-不要再讓我提醒你 -夠了 雷 丹妮爾 -I'm not going to warn you again. -OK now, Ray, Danielle.
你聽過天上的王國嗎 丹妮爾? Have you ever heard of the celestial kingdom, Danielle?
那是天上的一個神奇的地方 我們會永遠生活在那的 That's a magical place in the sky where we'll live for all eternity.
-太棒了 寶貝 -這有什么? -That's very good, honey. -So?
我們想要你和我們一起去那 丹妮爾 Well, we want you there with us, Danielle.
你說什么? What are you talking about?
我和你媽媽結婚后 我會收養你 After your mother and I are married, I'm going to adopt you.
-你才不會這么做 -我就要這么做 -The hell you are! -The hell I'm not.
這是讓你進入的唯一方式 It's the only way for you to get in.
我們不想你陷入外面的黑暗世界中 We don't want you cast into the outer darkness.
這和其他的日子有什么不同? How's that different from any other day?
想想吧 丹妮爾 你一直都想要個爸爸 Think about it, Danielle. You've always wanted a daddy.
-我有爸爸 -一個真實的爸爸 -I have a daddy. -A real daddy.
知道嗎? 這周末我要帶你們去放松一下 You know what? I'm going to take this family on a retreat this weekend.
-太棒了 -釣釣魚 來點熱可可 -Oh, wow! That's great! -A little fishing, a little hot cocoa.
-試著接受吧 -你愛可可的 -Help you get used to the idea. -You love cocoa.
我哪都不會去的 我要和克拉克做作業 I'm not going anywhere. Me and Clarke are going to work on our project.
好啦 家庭第一 Well, family first.
痛苦的說 丹妮爾 既然你不需要我們 Tough love time, Danielle. You don't want us,
-那么我們也不需要你 -雷 -we don't want you either. -Ray!
-你可以留在家里 -謝謝 -You can stay. -Thank you.
但是我們會把廚房里的吃的全部帶走 But we're taking all the food out of the kitchen.
-還有你口袋里所有的錢 -沒問題 -All the money out of your pockets. -Fine.
-還有你的車鑰匙 -什么? -And the keys to your car. -What?
-不可以絕對不可以 -這樣你就能知道 -No! No! -Then you will know
永遠的孤獨和迷茫代表什么了 what it means to be alone and stranded for all eternity!
-雷 這主意一點不好 -好了 該死的 蘇安 -Ray, not a good idea. -Well now, dad gum it, Sue-Ann.
你要讓我做一家之主 You want me to be the man of the house,
你就要讓我做強硬的決策 you gotta let me make the tough decisions.
我相信 這周末以后 I believe, after this weekend,
丹妮爾就會想明白 讓我做她爸爸了 Danielle will see the wisdom and let me be her daddy.
是不是也意味著這家伙要做我弟弟? Yeah? Does that mean this guy will be my brother?
是的 這有什么問題嗎? Well, is that a problem?
對 我和他上過床 Yeah, considering I fucked him.
-明迪 去你房間 -不許去... -Mindy, go to your room. -Don't you...!
-你個賤貨 -打架了 -Hey, you fucking cow! -Girl fight!
我討厭你 I hate you!
不 No!
淡定我比你大 我一定會贏的 Calm down! I am bigger, and I will win.
放開我 Let go of me!
你不是我爸爸 You are not my dad!
你能讓我一個人待著嗎? 可以嗎? Could you leave me alone? Please?
雷是個好男人 Ray's a good man.
他會是個好爸爸的 He could be a good father.
你可以試著讓我變成一個摩門教徒 You can try to make me a Mormon,
但你還是個糟糕的媽媽 but you're still a shitty mother.
好男人不會一直在那的 丹妮爾 Good guys don't come around that often, Danielle.
我想要留住這個 I'd like to keep this one.
他一點都不可愛 He's not even cute.
我們本可以有個溫馨的家的 We could have a good family going here.
我不要你那愚蠢而虛偽的家 I don't want your stupid fake family.
好吧 OK.
那就看看你一個人能怎樣吧 We'll see how you do on your own.
這是瓊 Meet Joan.
由黑心樂隊超棒的主唱得名的 So named for the irrepressible lead singer of the Blackhearts.
以及那個酗酒 虐待兒童的電影明星 And the alcoholic, child-abusing movie star.
等等 Hey, wait up.
別煩我 我已經差不多13個小時沒吃東西了 Don't fuck with me. I haven't eaten in, like, 13 hours.
干嘛不吃? Why not?
蘇安覺得她能把我餓成個摩門教徒 Sue-Ann thinks she can starve me into being a Mormon.
-這真糟 -今天他媽糟透了 -That sucks. -I'm having a really shitty day.
你要是不介意的話 我只想一個人待著 If you don't mind, I'd just like to be left alone.
我爸說 我今晚可以帶你出去 他請客 My dad said that I can take you out tonight, his treat.
我區分了對象 確定了目標 就是你了 I have discriminated, and designated. And I designate you.
拜托...拜托 走開 Just... Please, just go away.
他給了我他的信用卡 要是你想吃東西或是做點什么 He gave me his credit card if you want to go eat, or something.
該死的 我要叉子 你要嗎? Screw this. I need a fork, you want one?
我敢發誓中國男人的手指一定很靈活 Chinese men must be good with their fingers, I swear.
聽說他們的陰毛是直的 I hear they have straight pubic hair.
在更衣室我曾試過偷看莎妮·鈴木的 I tired to get a look at Shani Suzuki's once in the locker room.
她裹的真緊 尼瑪我什么都沒看見 She's real careful with her towel, so I never saw shit.
-燈怎么關了? -日光燈閃瞎我了 -Why are the lights off? -Uh, fluorescent bulbs hurt my eyes.
蘇安太賤了 在她那個年紀 Sue-Ann's so cheap. You'd think at her age
她愿意用她的臉裝無辜 she'd want to give her face the benefit of the doubt.
但這能省錢 我猜她不介意當個賤人 But it saves money, so I guess she doesn't mind being green.
-你在干嘛? -沒什么 -What are you doing? -Nothing.
你在泡我 這我一點都不喜歡 You're hitting on me, and I do not appreciate it.
我已經區分了對象 確定了目標 I have discriminated, and I have designated.
見鬼 我以為你是基佬 What the fuck? I thought you were a faggot.
-只有65% -Only 65 percent.
我的理療師給我看了圖表 上面說我是35%的異性戀 My therapist showed me this chart. It says that I'm 35 percent hetero.
而且要是我能把那變成60% And if I can get that up to 60 percent,
我父母就不會送我去軍校了 my parents won't send me to military school.
你在流血 我去給你拿點紙巾 You're bleeding. I'm gonna get you a Kleenex.
謝謝 Thanks.
一止血 你就走 Soon as it stops bleeding, you'd best go.
你現在讓我回去 他們就知道我們沒上床了 You send me back now and they're going to know we didn't do it.
與眾人想的相反 我不是個妓女 Contrary to popular belief, I'm not the world's personal whore bag.
我只是想 經過昨天 你不會介意的 I just figured, after yesterday, you wouldn't mind.
你最好現在就滾 You'd best go now.
瓊的家譜明天就要交 Joan's family tree's due tomorrow.
我們不該做作業嗎? Shouldn't we work on it?
有時... Sometimes...
他打我 he hurts me.
好吧... Well...
既然他已經覺得我們上床了 he already thought we were doing it.
我干嘛還要在乎我的名聲? What, am I going to save my reputation now?
-你欠我一次 -謝謝 -You owe me one. -Thank you.
謝謝 Thank you.
該死 Oh, shit.
這不平衡 It's lopsided.
看來我們這個假期要花在你家人上了 Looks like we're gonna be spending holidays with your side of the family.
為了平衡 我們該在你那加點什么 We should put some on your side just to balance it.
或許畫點鳥什么的在樹枝上 Maybe draw some birds or something in the branches.
這看上去不怎么樣 It just doesn't look very good.
給你看點東西 I'm gonna show you something.
看的時候 你不能說蠢或什么的 When I do, you can't say it's stupid or nothing.
好的 OK.
-你對自己的頭發做了什么? -是蘇安 你個笨蛋 -What did you do to your hair? -It's Sue-Ann, you idiot.
那是你爸? That your dad?
小時候在蘇安的化妝盒里找到的 我把它偷了 I found it in Sue-Ann's jewelry box when I was little, and I swiped it.
-他很可愛 -謝謝 -He's cute. -Thanks.
-我們把他加上 -我不知道他的名字 -Let's put him in. -I don't know his name.
我畫畫很棒 我能把他畫上的 I'm a real good drawer. I could draw him in.
不要 還是畫點鳥什么的吧 No, just do birds or something.
可憐的瓊 Poor Joan.
她只有一個爺爺 還是個徹底的混蛋 She only has one grandpa, and he's a total dick.
我們要怎么和她說? What are we gonna tell her?
他們是一對高中情侶 They were high school sweethearts,
他帥氣又神秘 and he was handsome and magical.
他們要是高中情侶 他就會在她的年鑒上 You know, if they were high school sweethearts, he'd be in her yearbook.
我翻了無數遍了 他不是她學校的 I checked those, like, a zillion times. He didn't go to her school.
也許他不是個學生 Maybe he wasn't a student.
你翻這個 好嘛? You take this one, OK?
佩吉? Peggy?
那是什么? What is that?
還是一樣 It's just as well.
我一點都沒被我爸是個戀童癖嚇到 I wasn't thrilled by the idea of my dad being a pedophile.
這個沒有簽名 This one don't have no signatures.
那年她因為我退學了 That's the year she dropped out, 'cause of me.
橄欖球隊員真誘人 Ooh, football players are yummy.
他們是最糟的 Ah! They're the worst.
他們確實性感 但他們用的乳液真是糟透了 I mean, the idea and all is hot, but that cream they use is so nasty.
我喜歡他們的味道 就像肌肉松弛劑和蕨類一樣 I like they way they smell, like Bengay and ferns.
你真惡心 You have no self-respect.
我要再吃點東西 你要嗎? I'm gonna get some more food. You want some?
好的 OK.
-丹妮爾? -什么? -Danielle? -What?
找到他了 Found him.
助理教練 丹尼·布里赫斯 Assistant coach, Danny Briggs.
丹尼? 你是從他那得名的 Danny? You're named after him.
-喂? -寶貝 還好嗎? -Hello? -Hey, baby. You doing OK?
挺好 Just fine.
你花時間想過了嗎? Have you had time to think about things?
嗯 Yeah.
你是對的 我生活里的確需要個男人 You're right. I do need a man in my life.
成功了 It's working.
聽著 寶貝 在我臥室的臺燈下面 給你留了點錢 Listen, baby. In my bedroom under the lamp, I left you some cash.
給自己叫份披薩 好嘛? Go ahead and order yourself a pizza. OK?
好的 OK.
我們周一就回來 And we'll be back on Monday.
-好的 -嘿 你 -OK. -Hey, you.
我愛你 I love you.
搞定 OK.
這房子真漂亮 This house is really nice.
也許在諾曼還有個丹尼·布里赫斯 Maybe there's another Danny Briggs in Norman.
不 就這個了 No, this is it.
也許你該先打個電話 Maybe you should've called first.
-什么事? -嗨 -Yeah? -Hi.
嗨 Hi.
我是蘇安的女兒 I'm Sue-Ann's little girl.
真好 Good for you.
我能做什么嗎? What can I do for you?
我們在找丹尼·布里赫斯 是你嗎? We're looking for Danny Briggs. You him?
比利? Billy?
什么人? Who is it?
讓我想想 大概一年前我們搬到這 Let's see, we moved in here, when, about a year ago?
就在我姐姐的婚禮后 Let's see... it was right after my sister's wedding,
航天飛機爆炸前一周 which was a week before the space shuttle blew up.
-真是國難時刻啊 -我還沒緩過來呢 -Such a sad time for the country. -I'm still not over it.
我不想這么粗魯的 但是該死的我爸在哪? I don't mean to be rude or nothing, but where the fuck is my dad?
-你真俏 我喜歡 -在弗雷斯諾 親愛的 -You're saucy, I like that. -Fresno, sweetie.
我喜歡你的房子 超有品味 I like your house. It's super tasteful.
-弗雷斯諾? -在加利福尼亞 -Fresno? -California.
我們一搬進來的時候你就該看的 You should've seen it when we first moved in.
他老婆完全用的是假鄉村風 That wife of him had it all done up in faux country.
哦 我討厭那個 Oh, I hate that.
我們差點就因為她而拿不到這房子 We almost didn't get this house because of her.
就因為她發現我們是夫妻關系 When she found out we were in a long-term committed life partnership.
賤人 Bitch.
-你們有他的地址嗎? -她知道你嗎? -Hey, you got an address? -Does she even know about you?
丹尼的老婆? 哦 天哪 Danny's wife? Oh, my God.
-他們讓我們轉寄信 -但我們從來不做 -They asked us to forward the mail. -We never did. Oops.
你要幫我們送去嗎? Would you like to deliver it?
-謝謝 -她會瘋死過去的 -Thanks. -She is gonna shit twice and die.
你真壞 You are bad.
-加利福尼亞 -確實 -California. -You are.
起床 Get up!
-拜托 我們該走了 -你要在哪吃早餐? -Come on, we have to go! -Where do you want to eat breakfast?
我覺得黑鬼拿了信用卡 You know, I think Sambo's takes credit cards.
-你要帶我去加州 -你真是瘋了 -You're taking me to California. -You're a crazy person.
雷沒收了我的鑰匙 不然我就自己去了 Ray took my keys or I'd drive myself.
丹妮 我爸媽會殺了我的 Dani, my parents will kill me.
那就說你是被我誘惑的 Well, tell them you were manipulated by my pussy.
我不可能偷我爸的車的 I can't steal my dad's car.
我不知道會發生什么 I don't know what would happen,
但可以想象一定會被打的很慘 but I imagine it would hurt. A lot.
我不想做摩門教徒 克拉克 I don't want to be a Mormon, Clarke.
這是我的機會 It's my chance.
我從來不知道我的爸爸 I've never known my daddy.
而現在我有他的名字和地址 And now I've got a name and an address.
這是我的希望 It's my hope.
拜托了 Please?
我做不到 I can't.
媽 我回來了 Mom, I'm home!
過的愉快嗎? Did you have a good time?
我們該拿你怎么辦 克拉克? What are we going to do about you, Clarke?
你知道你不該就著瓶子喝東西的 You know you're not supposed to drink from the container!
過來 該死的 Come here! God damn it!
克拉克 克拉克 過來 Clarke! Clarke! Come here!
離我的車遠點 Don't you take my car! Hey! Hey!
該死的 Hey! God damn it!
克拉克 Clarke!
帶上瓊 Bring Joan!
親愛的日記 Dear Diary,
家庭旅行讓我超開心的 I am super excited about our family vacation.
我只有一周大 I'm only a week old and already
但我已經看過這神奇大地上的所有美景了 I'm seeing all the great sights of this great land.
據說大部分的美國家庭 It is said that most American families
沒有足夠的時間待在一起 don't spend enough quality time together.
我家是不一樣的 My family is different.
我從沒出過俄克拉荷馬州 真該死 I ain't never been out of Oklahoma! God damn!
我奶奶住在達拉斯 我經常去那 My grandma lives in Dallas, so I'm used to traveling.
-你有看過海嗎? -沒有 -Have you ever seen the ocean? -No.
我也沒見過海 I ain't never seen the ocean neither.
所以到了弗雷斯諾 我們去海灘吧 So when we get to Fresno, we go to the beach.
你不是喜歡梅麗莎·曼徹斯特嗎? Don't you just love Melissa Manchester?
我想我們回來的時候 可以參加達人秀 You know... I was thinking when we get back, we could enter the talent show.
唱唱她的歌 Do one of her songs.
我才不要和你一起表演 I'm not going on no stage with you.
我才不會報名參加達人秀呢 There's no way I'm signing up for the talent show.
給大家看見我們倆在一起 It just wouldn't be right in the public eye to see the two of us
高聲唱出冰雪城堡的歌就是不對 belting out the theme from Ice Castles.
要是我們唱"默默哭泣"呢? What if we did "Don't Cry Out Loud"?
克拉克 我不會回去的 Clarke, I'm not going back.
還有那首歌糟透了 And that song sucks.
你要是把那撒了 我爸會殺了我的 If you spill that, my dad'll kill me.
親愛的 你已經出柜了 Baby you came out of the closet,
偷了他的車還帶上了班里的婊子 stole his car and took off with the class whore.
你已經死定了 You're the definition of dead.
喂? Hello?
這有來自克拉克的付費電話 I have a collect call from Clarke.
付 付 Yes, yes.
-克拉克 親愛的 你在哪? -我爸氣瘋了? -Clarke, honey, where are you? -Is Daddy real mad at me?
事實上 親愛的 我不知道他會做什么 Honestly, honey, I'm afraid of what he might do.
-他還想送走我嗎? -你爸爸... -Does he still want to send me away? -Your father is...
一旦決定了一件事 他就認定了 just sort of determined when he makes up his mind about something.
我懂 I know.
我們可以試著一起說服他 We can just try to convince him together.
好嘛 你可以嗎? All right, can you do that?
克拉克 你是和那姑娘在一起嗎? Clarke, are you with that girl?
-佩吉? 什么人? -沒人 -Peggy? Who was that? -Nobody.
我們去那姑娘家看看 Let's go over to that girl's house.
該有人守在電話前 Somebody should wait by the phone.
好吧 All right.
你告訴你爸媽我們在哪了? Did you tell your parents where we are?
我發誓 要是你這么做的話 克拉克 I swear to God, if you did, Clarke,
我就停車然后把你踢出去 I will pull this car over and kick your ass out!
你是有目標的 丹妮爾 You are running toward something, Danielle.
-我只是在離家出走 -夠了 真有詩意 -I am just running away. -Well, ain't that poetic?
是我爸的信用卡在資助你的這次旅途 My daddy's credit card is financing this little adventure of yours.
-你甚至都沒有說過謝謝 -有些話是不用說的 -You have not even said, "Thank you." -Some things go without saying.
那我猜這真是不用說了 Then I guess it goes without saying
你真是我見過的最優雅的姑娘了 that you are the neatest person that I have ever met!
而且在你周圍我一點都不怕 And I am not afraid no more when I'm around you,
因為你比我還要冷酷 'cause you are cooler than I will ever be.
更不要說我永遠不會告發你了 And It also goes without saying that I would never tell on you!
我保證我會感謝你的 I promise I'll find a way to thank you.
有入室者 入室者 Breaker, breaker.
我在監視 Got me a peeper in my sights.
不 不 No! No!
破門和入室真的有必要嗎? Breaking and entering, was that really necessary?
我是說 你難道不能打個電話嗎? I mean, couldn't you have just called?
這不是鄰居該做的事 That would've been the neighborly thing to do.
我有個失足兒童 而且他現在就有危險 I got an at-risk kid. And he is at risk.
我需要治療 Hey, I need some medical attention here.
我屁股不停流血 I got my ass bleeding like a sieve.
你覺得這還是個新聞? Oh, and you think that's news around here?
我們只是路過 就是想停下來和你說... We were just passing through and thought we'd stop by and say...
嗨 你住的地方真漂亮 Hi. You live in a beautiful place.
嗨... Hi...
你覺得我發型怎么樣? What do you think of my hair?
你好... Bonjour...
你好... Hola...
終于見到你了真高興 我真激動...該死 It's so great to finally meet you. I'm real excited to be... Shit.
我要怎么見我爸? 我看上去像個麻風病人 How am I supposed to face my father? I look like a fucking leper.
瓊哪去了? Where's Joan?
克拉克 Clarke.
-你要對她仔細點 -對不起 -You've gotta be more careful with her. -Sorry.
要是你頭朝下掉下來會怎樣? How would you like to be dropped on your head?
我這么摔過 我爸說我媽這么摔過我 I have been dropped on my head. Daddy says Mama dropped me,
還說這就是我娘娘腔的原因 and that's what accounts for my feminine ways.
你想讓瓊變成拉拉? You trying to make Joan a lesbian?
你們這些男同就想改變所有人 You gays are always trying to convert everybody.
好了 她沒受傷 Well, I don't see no damage.
海切爾不會發現的 None that Hatcher would notice, anyway.
你要是不回去 干嘛還這么擔心你的成績? If you're not going back, why are you so worried about your grade?
睡覺去 Go to sleep.
明天的路還很長 A long day ahead of us tomorrow.
試過魔力手指沒? You ever tried Magic Fingers?
躺下 Lay down.
好了 好了 試試這樣 OK, OK, now do this.
靠 該死的 Oh! Shit! God damn it!
要不要拔的這么快啊 You can't yank like that, that fast!
不錯 你交了個朋友 Well, I see you made a friend.
約瑟夫 你后面怎么了? Joseph? What happened to your behind?
你怎么這么慢? What took you so long?
你開了一輛車 克拉克開了另一輛 我只能走過來 Well, you took one car and Clarke took the other and I had to walk.
我發誓 佩吉 我要懲罰他 I swear to God, Peggy. I'm going to get my hands on him.
我不知道我會做什么 但我一定會做點什么 I don't know what I'm gonna do, but I'm gonna do something probably.
約瑟夫? Joseph?
我要你向我保證 你不會傷害他 I want you to promise me that you will not hurt him.
你知道這有多丟人嗎? You know how humiliating this is?
我居然讓個強奸犯給我取屁股上的玻璃 I got a biker rapist picking glass out of my ass.
兒子也許打電話回家了 Well, our son could have called.
而我現在在哪?在這 把你從牢里保釋出去 Am where am I? I am here, bailing my husband out of jail.
警官 你能打開這該死的門放我出去嗎? Officer, could you just open this damn cell door and let me out?
警官 要是我現在拒絕保釋他 Officer, if I refuse to take my husband right now,
會怎么樣? what is going to happen?
干嘛 佩吉? 你不能拒絕保釋你的老公 Why, Peggy? You're not refusing to take your husband.
既然現在是周末 法官要周一才會來 Well, seeing as though it's the weekend, the judge won't be here till Monday.
那他會被一直鎖在這嗎? And would he have to stay here all locked up?
不要 No.
我不要被關在這 把我弄出去 I don't have to stay locked up here, because you're getting me out.
-我拒絕保釋我丈夫 -什么? -Then I refuse to take my husband. -What?
我要去找兒子 I'm gonna go find our son.
而你永遠 永遠 永遠 And you are never, ever, ever
都不要想再傷害他了 going to hurt him again.
佩吉 不要沖動 沖動是魔鬼 Peggy, don't get emotional. You're not supposed to get emotional.
你知道的 沖動是魔鬼 You know what happens when you get emotional, you get stupid.
閉嘴 Rot!
你有毛病啊? 他媽要把我耳朵搞聾了 What's wrong with you? Bust my fucking eardrum.
佩吉 Peggy!
佩吉? Peggy?
親愛的日記 Dear Diary,
新墨西哥州超棒的 New Mexico is brown and flat.
媽媽開了大部分的車 因為她覺得爸爸開的太慢了 Mom does most of the driving, because she thinks that Dad goes too slow.
作為一個男人 爸爸一直在導航 他很開心 Daddy is happy, being a man and all, just navigating.
他是個超棒的導航儀 He is a most excellent map reader.
有了這么明確的分工 With the division of labor so neatly divided
他們還都這么愿意履行自己的職責 我服了... and both of them willing to stay in their designated roles, I'm convinced...
我家真是超棒的 that I have the happiest family there ever was.
看見那家伙了嗎? Did you see that guy?
-停車 -我們必須前進 克拉克 -Pull over. -Press on we must, Clarke.
我們必須前進 Press on we must.
是你一直說要我找個男人的 You're the one who keeps saying you need to get me laid.
寶貝 今天有東西吃嗎? Sweetheart, did you eat something today?
進去 我去給你弄點小煎餅 Go on in, I'll whip you up some flapjacks, OK?
我能睡在丹妮爾的房間嗎? Can I sleep in Danielle's room?
甜心 你想睡哪就睡哪 Honey, you can sleep anywhere you want.
進去 把東西丟下來 Let's all just go inside. Put your stuff away.
-抱歉 -什么事? -Excuse me. -Yeah?
這真尷尬 但我有理由相信 This is incredibly embarrassing, but I have reason to believe
我兒子和你女兒私奔了 that my son has run off with your daughter.
天啊 我不該讓她一個人在家的 Oh, God, I should never have left her alone.
聽著 饑渴的孩子我是最不擔心的 Listen, horny children are the least of my worries.
-他們會回來的 一直都這樣 -我兒子是同性戀 -They'll turn up, they always do. -My son is gay!
哦 上帝 我從沒這么大聲說出來過 Oh, Lord, I never said that out loud before.
你是克拉克的媽媽? Are you Clarke's mama?
我失去了我的兒子 I've lost my son.
蘇安 Sue-Ann!
-怎么了? -有人闖進來過 -Yeah? -Someone broke in!
-你床上全是玻璃 -什么? -There's glass all over your bed. -What?
天啊 Goodness.
遇到我兒子的事時我丈夫確實有點急躁 My husband is just a little bit testy when it comes to our son.
我保證我會賠償的 I promise I'll pay for any damages.
哦 不 哦 不 Oh, no. Oh, no.
抱歉 Excuse me.
你穿的牛仔褲是號角男孩的嗎? Are those Bugle Boy jeans that you're wearing?
就是這輛 It's this one right here.
丹妮爾 Hey, Danielle.
喬爾想搭便車到維加斯 Joel here is wondering if we could drop him off in Vegas?
-我... -我告訴他沒問題 -I... -I told him it wouldn't be a problem,
這車 一切都是我的 this being my car and everything.
在那我有個工作在等著 I got a job there waiting for me.
-聽著 喬爾... -而且最帥的是 -Listen, Joel... -And the cool thing is that,
和其他人不一樣... unlike some people...
喬爾愿意分攤花銷 Joel is willing to help out with expenses.
對 我有錢 我就是沒有車 Yeah, I got money, I just ain't got wheels.
上車 Get in.
丹妮爾 你不介意開車吧? Danielle, you don't mind driving do you?
我們不了解他 We don't know him.
你說過你要報答我的 You said you wanted to think of a way to thank me?
這會影響我們的原定目標 This is a distraction from our stated goals.
-你有你的命運 我也有我的 -操 -You have your destiny, I have mine. -Fuck.
親愛的日記 爸爸其實是個肥大的賤人 Dear Diary, it turns out that Daddy is a big, fat whore.
能學到關于男人本性這樣寶貴的經驗真是幸運 I'm a lucky girl that I'm learning such valuable lessons
你喜歡這個 Oh, you like that.
你在維加斯是做什么的? So what sort of work do you have in Vegas?
哦 它正好掉在我牙上了 Oh, it went right on my tooth.
我是跳舞的 I'm a dancer.
就像《名揚四海》一樣? Like on Fame?
不 我沒那么專業 我更自由 Well, no. I'm not all that technical. I'm more free form.
-你會劈叉嗎? -你是賺小費的 對吧? -Can you do splits? -You dance for tips, right?
所以才會都是一張張的 That's why you got all them singles.
那是我的藝術 要是有人愿意為我的藝術付錢 It's my art. If people want to give me money for my art,
那只是把我變成個職業藝術家而已 that just makes me a professional artist.
對 你是跳脫衣舞的 Right, you're a stripper.
-色情舞表演者 -脫衣舞郎 -Erotic entertainer. -Stripper.
做自己喜歡的來謀生的又有幾個人 Lots of people can't make a living doing what they love.
你真幸運 You're lucky.
你看上我了 對吧? You get me, don't you? Huh?
-是的 對吧? -閉嘴 -You do, don't you? -Stop.
-我也能劈叉 -你不行 -I can do splits, too. -You are bad.
你是說我兒子在加州? Are you telling me my little boy's in California?
-蘇安? -我瞞她太久了 -Sue-Ann? -I kept it from her too long.
-這是怎么發生的? -我不知道 我不知道 -How did this happen? -Oh, I don't know. I don't know.
我們要聯系丹妮爾的父親 We are going to need to contact Danielle's father.
什么? 等等 不行 What? Wait. No.
-等等 -你還愛這個...男人? -Wait a minute. -Do you have feelings for this... guy?
-不 當然不 -全寫在你臉上了 -No, of course not! -It's written all over your face.
我們有地址了 那有電話號碼嗎? We have an address. Do we have a phone number?
你不懂 他根本不知道她 You don't understand, he don't know about her.
我不知道要說什么 我以為那段生活已經過去了 I don't know what I would say. I thought this part of my life was over.
-已經過去了 -聽著 雷 -It is over! -Look, Ray!
不要這樣 好嘛? Don't be like that, all right?
現在這只是個小問題 好嘛? Now this is a minor, little big deal, OK?
我會處理好的 然后我們會很幸福的 I'm gonna take care of it and then we're gonna be real happy.
這家伙突然出現 把我的計劃全打亂了 This guy pops up out of nowhere, putting all my plans in peril.
-要是你能看看你自己的話 -我已經做到最好了 -If you could see yourself. -I am doing the best that I can!
好了 大家淡定上帝啊 All right, everybody, calm down! Jesus H. Christ!
聽著 這地方氣氛詭異極了 Look, there is obviously a lot of feelings swirling around this place.
我們要抓住重點 But we need to stay focused.
-你愛我嗎? -這和你無關 先生 -Do you love me? -This isn't about you, sir.
-當然愛 -這是我們孩子的事 -Of course I do. -This is about our children.
現在 你作為一個父親 該懂得這些的 Now, as a father, you should understand that.
爸爸? Daddy?
我要去找她 雷 I need to go after her, Ray.
然后你會回到我身邊? And then you'll come back to me?
當然會 Of course I will.
去找我們的孩子吧 Go get our girl.
-我這個媽糟糕透了 -我們都一樣 -I'm a shitty mother. -Join the club.
-你付 對嗎? -當然 -This is on you, right? -Sure thing.
哦 他太棒了 Oh, he is so fine.
他不會和你上床的 克拉克 He's not gonna fuck you, Clarke.
和你說一聲 好讓你接受這個事實 Just telling you. So start getting used to the idea.
你要真是朋友 你就不會說這些 If you were a real friend, you wouldn't say stuff like that.
-克拉克 -我要尿尿 -Clarke. -I gotta pee.
很感謝你的熱情 Well, I sure do appreciate your hospitality,
讓我搭便車 一切的一切 giving me a ride and all.
要是你答應了他什么 你最好實現它 混蛋 If you make him any promises, you best follow through, mother-fucker!
我們現在順風 Now we got a nice tailwind,
所以我們到貝克爾斯菲的航程會在三小時內 so our flight time to Bakersfield should be just under three hours.
祝您旅途愉快 Sit back and enjoy the flight.
我覺得童子軍什么都沒教會我 And I thought the Boy Scouts taught me nothing.
世界上這么多旅行者中 Out of all the hitchhikers in the world,
我們是怎么碰到個既能干又陽剛的? how did we get one so masculine and capable?
一個人的時候你就能學到點什么了 Oh, well, you learn a few things when you're on your own.
-你是童子軍嗎 克拉克? -二年級的時候待過一周 -Were you a Boy Scout, Clarke? -For like a week in second grade.
他們...他們讓我們一家一家的去賣糖 They... They gave us these boxes of candy to sell door to door.
我全吃了 所以是我媽給的錢 I ate all mine, so my mom gave me the money
買了一整盒 這樣我才不會有麻煩 to buy the whole box, so I wouldn't get in trouble.
我爸真是瘋了 My dad was so mad.
說我們倆是同謀 Said the two of us was in cahoots.
我爸在我小的時候就離開了 My daddy took off when I was little.
和丹妮一樣 Like Dani's.
我爸在我出生前就走了 我贏了 Mine took off before I was born, so I win.
我們是在比賽嗎? Are we competing?
我只是說我也許比你還慘 I'm just saying I probably had it worse.
你知道那是怎樣的 對吧? You know what it's like then, don't you?
瘋狂的找他什么的 That crazy thing when you look for him everywhere.
每當在人群中 就覺得有可能 所以你... Anytime you're in a crowd, there's a chance, so you...
挺直腰板 展現最好的一面 只是為了以防萬一 walk around a little straighter, hoping to look your best, just in case.
花盡一切辦法找一個不想被找到的人 Looking everywhere for somebody who don't want to be found.
我想再了解點你的藝術 I want to hear more about your art.
給我們看看 Show us.
-你們瘋了吧 -來嘛 -You guys are crazy. -Come on.
我們有音樂還有燈光 We got the music, and the fancy lighting.
-唯一少的就是個舞池了 -外面很冷 -All that's missing is a pole. -It's cold out.
動起來 Keeps everything perky.
哦 這歌太快了 我只跳慢的 Aw, this one's too fast. I only dance to the slow ones.
那算是我的特色 It's kind of my signature.
沒問題 這是芭蕾 All right, this one's a ballad.
我真不敢相信我要在這茫茫大地上干這個 I cannot believe I'm doing this out in the middle of nowhere.
你們最好喜歡它 You best appreciate it.
我保證會的 I promise I do.
好吧 看著 關鍵是要沉浸在自己的世界中 OK, see now, the trick is to dance in your own world.
讓靈感來找你 Let them come to you.
喬爾? Joel?
我知道你現在不想聽這個 I know you don't want to hear this right now,
但你會克服的 but you will get over it.
昨晚我墜入愛河 現在他卻走了 I fell in love last night, and now he's gone.
-我幸福的機會啊 -別像個姑娘一樣 -My one chance at happiness. -Stop acting like a girl.
你把他趕走的 You drove him away.
克拉克 我現在不想說這個 Clarke, I'm gonna stop this conversation right now
等你想好了再說 until you adjust your thinking.
歡迎回到現實 克拉克 你終于長大了 Welcome to life, Clarke, you're just another tainted grown-up.
上帝啊 Jesus Christ.
這世上沒有同性戀的位置啊 There's no room in this world for a love like ours.
大家都討厭我們 They hate us for it.
靠不會吧 Shit! No.
靠 靠 靠 靠 Shit. Shit, shit, shit!
該死的笨車 Agh! Stupid, fucking shit car!
要是喬爾在這 他會知道怎么辦的 Joel would know what to do if he where here.
-我們最好開始走路 -對 你最好開始 -We'd best start walking. -Yes, you'd best.
克拉克 我們走 Clarke, let's go.
你有活下去的意義 你走 You're the one with the reason to live. You walk.
夠了 你知道嗎? OK. You know what?
等我到了下個鎮子 我就給你爸打電話啊 When I get to the next town I'm gonna call your father! Agh!
-操 -隨便 -Fuck! -Fine!
我看上去怎么樣? Do I look OK?
他會迷死你的 He is gonna die.
好了先生 你可以走了 All right, mister. Your time is up.
我們找到你的車了 We found your car.
你們找到了? You found it?
-給你 -謝謝 -Here you go. -Thank you.
-能給我個枕頭嗎? -當然 -Do y'all have a pillow I could use? -Sure.
一箱油 15美金 One tank of gas, $15.
我會讓我爸開車送你們到車那 I'll have my dad give you a ride back to your car.
付現還是刷卡? Will that be cash or charge?
-刷卡 -現金 -Charge. -Cash.
我受夠了給你付路費了 I am sick of paying your way.
你令人討厭又不知感恩 You're hateful, and ungrateful.
-不要當賤人 -你有應急基金的 -Don't be an asshole. -You got an emergency fund.
用那個 Use it.
我不能 I can't.
能用別人的錢時何苦用自己的 對吧? Why spend your own money when you can spend somebody else's, right?
已經沒有了 I don't have it anymore.
你花了? You spent it?
我們僅有的現金? The only cash we have?
你個自私的賤人 You are a selfish bitch.
-你給自己買了什么? -是給你買的 -What did you buy yourself, huh? -It's what I bought you!
我想為你做點什么來感謝你 I wanted to do something nice for you, to thank you.
你那么喜歡 And you liked him so much.
他一點都不覺得我性感 He didn't think I was sexy.
我確定他喜歡的 只是需要點鼓勵 I'm sure he did. It was just extra encouragement.
克拉克 Clarke!
我需要你的信用卡 I need your credit card.
這就是嫁給個基佬得到的 That's what I get for marrying a faggot.
等一下 This'll just be a minute.
付費電話 來自克拉克 Collect, from Clarke.
-克拉克 跑 跑 靠 -什么? -Clarke, run! Run! Shit! Uh... -What?
嘿 回來 快點 爸 快點 Hey, get back here! Come on, Dad, come on!
該死的怎么了? What the fuck?
我去叫警察 你看著他們 I'm gonna call the cops, you stay with them!
你的卡被掛失了 他們就要找到我們了 Your card's been reported stolen! They're gonna know where we are!
靠 靠 Shit! Shit!
丹妮爾 等等 你要去哪? Danielle wait up, where you going?
脫衣舞比賽 現金獎勵
我要參加脫衣舞比賽 Hey. I want to enter the stripping competition.
-報名表在哪? -我就是 -Where's the sign-up sheet? -You're looking at him.
-太好了 -你也許不太合適 -Great. -It wouldn't exactly be appropriate.
我雖然年輕 但我動作很棒的 相信我 I'm young, but I got the moves. Trust me.
-他會為我擔保 好嘛? -她做過調查了 -He'll vouch for me, OK? -She's done her research.
獎金就是我的 拜托 讓我試試吧 That prize money's mine. Come on, give me a chance.
裘德每晚都贏 Jade wins every night.
要是你覺得能迷倒那些男的 請自便 But if you think you can win these boys over, be my guest.
先生 你真是不識泰山啊 Mister, you don't know who you're dealing with.
下面是裘德 Let's hear it for Jade!
第二段音樂開始時 你就把水潑到我身上 Beginning of the second chorus, that's when you throw the water on me.
-懂了? -丹尼 你不必這么做的 -You got it? -Dani, you don't have to do this.
-不要這樣看著我 -怎樣? -Don't look at me like that. -Like what?
就好像你不同意一樣 Like you don't approve.
只是 什么都別讓他們看見 好嗎? Just, don't show them nothing, OK?
-不會給他們看的 -保證? -I won't. -Promise?
我只會眨眨眼睛 抖抖肩膀 I'll just bat my eyelids and shake my shoulders.
-我保證裘德比不上我的 -當然. -I'm sure Jade's got nothing on me. -Sure.
-你有什么更好的主意嗎? -我們可以回家 -You got a better idea? -We can go home.
-音樂準備好了? -嗯 -Got your music? -Yeah.
到你了 小妞 You're up, young'un.
第二段 克拉克 記住 Second chorus, Clarke.
喜歡年輕貨的男人們 今天有特色菜咯 For all you boys who like 'em young, we got a special treat.
這個小妞覺得她能掀翻我們的超級冠軍 A little lady thinks she can unseat the undisputed champion.
來自颶風地帶 90磅的 Direct from Tornado Alley, 90 pounds of dynamite!
丹妮爾 It's Danielle!
滾下去 Get off my stage!
-真是難取悅啊 -他們喜歡裘德那樣的 -Tough crowd. -Them boys like it from Jade.
沒人比得上丹妮爾的性感 Ain't nobody sexier than Danielle.
你確定? Oh! I beg your pardon.
天啊 他們是同性戀 丹妮 停下 Oh, my God. They're gay! Dani, stop!
-他們是同性戀 丹妮 -什么? -They're gay, Dani! -What?
-他們是同性戀 -可他們都很丑啊 -They're gay. -But they're so ugly.
-我們走吧 -不行 -Let's get you out of here. -No.
-現在我們不能放棄 -丹妮爾 他們不喜歡你 -We can't give up now. -Danielle, they don't like you.
-你要繼續下去 -我做不到 -You have to do it. -I can't.
-你可以的 -我不像你那樣 -Yes, you can. -I am not like you.
喬爾是怎么做到的? What would Joel do?
好了 看著 關鍵是要沉浸在自己的世界中 OK, see now, the trick is to dance in your own world.
讓靈感來找你 Let 'em come to you.
-壓倒性的優勢... -上帝啊 -By an overwhelming majority... -Jesus Christ!
...50美金的獲得者 ...and winner of the 50-dollar prize money,
-新的冠軍是... -克拉克 -the new champ is... -Clarke!
這他媽是綁架 你個丑陋的混蛋 This is fucking kidnapping, you ugly motherfucker!
我不要你那該死的吻 不要碰我的車 Hey! I don't need any of your God damn lip! And don't you hit my car!
就是因為你我兒子徹底完蛋了 It's because of you my son's gone completely off the deep end.
你兒子在遇到我之前 Your son was a miserable, whiny,
就是個愛抱怨的 該死的災難啊 dishrag before I got my hands on him.
然后你把他變成了徹底的同性戀 沒錯吧? Yeah, and you turned him into a full-blown cocksucker, didn't you?
你完了 兒子 It's over for you, boy.
我們一把你的朋友丟下來 Soon as we drop your little friend off here,
你他媽就直接給我去軍校 your ass is going straight to the military academy.
我現在就要停車了 該死的 I'm gonna pull this car over right now, God damn it,
-然后把你丟在路邊 -然后你要干嘛?哈? -and set your ass at the curb. -And what are you gonna do, huh?
暴打她?讓她長點腦子? Smack her around? Knock some sense into her?
你他媽閉嘴 克拉克. That's enough of your shit, Clarke.
讓我告訴你 我喜歡陰莖 I'll tell you what. I like cocks.
上帝啊你剛剛說了什么 克拉克? Jesus Christ! What did you just say, Clarke?!
我喜歡那種夢幻的黏滑的口感... I like the dreamy, creamy taste...
你他媽的給我閉嘴 克拉克 Shut the fuck up, Clarke!
有人給我嘗了那芝士味的東西啊 Somebody pass me a cracker for all that dick cheese!
天 上帝啊 God! Jesus Christ!
拿上錢 帶著瓊 Take the money, take Joan,
-從這走吧 -我說的是她 -and get out of here. -I mean her, I know!
我要是有什么在行的 那就是反擊了 相信我 If I'm good at anything, it's how to take a punch. Trust me.
-我一說跑 你就跑 明白嗎? -嘿 不要碰他 -OK, when I say run, you run. OK? -Hey, don't touch him!
你他媽的不能這么和你爸說話 You don't say that kind of shit to your dad!
-放開 -不許傷害他 -Get off me! -Don't you hurt him!
走 跑啊 丹尼 跑啊 Go! Run, Dani, run!
-跑 丹尼 -操 -Run, Dani! -Fuck!
你他媽為什么會這樣? Why the fuck are you like this?
親愛的日記... Dear Diary...
爸爸不得不離開了 Daddy had to leave.
就像許多爸爸們一樣 As daddies sometimes do.
他走了 這樣我們家的夢想也許就能實現了 He left so the dreams of our family could come true.
但媽媽會堅持下去的 But Mommy will soldier on.
因為媽媽就該如此 Because that is what mommies do.
我們到了 We're here.
我爸在哪? Where's my father?
丹妮爾 Danielle.
我們現在該回去了 好嘛? We should just head on home now, OK?
-那是他老婆嗎? -是的 -Is that his wife? -Yes, it is.
-我能和她打個招呼嗎? -不 你最好不要 -Can I go say hello to her? -No, you may not.
我們已經給他們惹了夠多麻煩了 We have caused these people enough trouble.
我能進來嗎? 我累死了 我要用衛生間 Can I come in? I'm really tired and I need to use the restroom.
計程車 等等我們 拜托了 謝謝 Taxi! Wait, please, thank you.
我兒子呢? Where's my boy?
他爸爸找到了我們 His daddy found us.
他要是受傷 小姐 我要你負責 If he is hurt, I'm going to hold you personally responsible, young lady.
-好了 好了... -我們走吧 -OK, OK... -Let go!
不 不 不要 No, no! No!
你...你給我回來 You... You get back here!
你給我回來 You get back here.
聽媽媽的話 You listen to your mama!
你給我回來 寶貝 You come back here! Baby!
算了 Come on.
丹尼·布里赫斯? Danny Briggs?
你一定是蘇安的女兒了 You must be Sue-Ann's little girl.
你長的和你媽真像 Damned if you ain't the spitting image of your mama.
是的... Yeah...
人們一直覺得我們是姐妹 People think we're sisters all the time.
-你不能在這 -沒事的 珍妮特 -You can't be here! -It's OK, Janet.
丹尼爾 我們說好的不是這樣的 Daniel, this is not what we discussed.
回去 好嘛? Just go back inside, all right?
沒事的 回去 讓我們聊聊 It's fine. Just go inside, let us talk.
走吧 Go on.
別介意 她就是有點不高興 Don't mind her, she's a little upset.
買你房子的男人說她有點炸毛什么的 Them boys you sold the house to, told me she was kind of high-strung, and all.
我有思想準備 I was prepared in my mentality.
真是漂亮又聰明的姑娘 That makes you a pretty smart girl.
你知道嗎 烤好肉餅的秘訣就是只翻一次 You know, the secret to making a good burger is to only flip it once.
-嘿 -我懂的...我懂的 -Hey. -I knew... I knew it.
沒事的 沒事的 It's OK. It's OK.
最近幾天真是古怪極了 丹妮爾 These last few days have been really strange for me, Danielle.
我已經那么久沒見過你媽媽了 I hadn't seen your mom in such a long time.
恩啊 一定很奇怪 Yeah, it must be weird.
對 奇怪這個詞好 確實奇怪 Yeah, weird's a good word. It was weird.
奇怪爆了 Super-duper weird.
更棒了 奇怪爆了 我喜歡這個 Even better, super-duper weird. I like that one.
丹妮爾 我不知道有你 Danielle, I didn't know about you.
-她沒和你說嗎? -沒有 -She didn't tell you? -No.
我是說... I mean...
我原來以為她不想要這個孩子的 I thought she was gonna get rid of it.
我...我一點都不為自己感到驕傲 丹妮爾 I'm... I'm not proud of myself, Danielle.
她決定留下我的? She decided to keep me?
我不知道 I had no idea.
你知道這代表什么嗎? You know what this means?
什么? What?
這表示我不需要原諒你拋棄了我們 It means I don't have to forgive you for running out on us.
原來我還有點期待的 And I was kind of looking forward to that.
你要是這么做的話 對我意義很大 It would mean a lot to me if you did just that.
如果你原諒我的話 If you'd forgive me.
好吧 Done.
但你為了來找我落了很多課 Bet you missed a lot of school coming to see me like this.
沒幾天 而且我帶了作業 Only a couple of days. I brought my homework.
好吧 你急著回去吧 Well, you gotta be in a hurry to get back.
我是說 你的朋友們 這個時候... I mean, your friends, this time of year in school...
我不知道蘇安和你說了什么... I don't know what Sue-Ann told you...
但我們關系不太好 but our situation ain't really ideal.
我知道我來這什么的有點嚇人 And I know it's a shock, me being here and all.
但如果可以的話 But if it would be all right,
我知道這需要很多調整... and I know it would take a lot of adjusting...
甜心 甜心... Honey, honey...
你不能待在這 You can't stay here.
我會整理房間的 I'd keep my room real nice.
丹妮爾 對你來說我是個陌生人 Danielle, I'm a stranger to you.
你是我爸 You're my daddy.
你看上去是個很好的姑娘 You seem like you're a really sweet girl.
而且我知道我會為你感到很驕傲的 And I know that I'd be very proud of you.
不要這么確定 Don't bet on it.
但你剛剛... But you just...
爸爸? 這是誰? Daddy? Who's that?
寶貝 這是我的學生 Sweetie, this is one of my students.
何不回屋里繼續你的午覺? Why don't you run on back inside, OK, and finish your nap?
-嗨 -你叫什么? -Hi. -What's your name?
丹妮爾 你呢? Danielle. What's yours?
-蒂芙尼 你知道嗎? -什么? -Tiffany. And you know what? -What?
我生日的時候爸爸要帶我去迪士尼 My daddy's taking me to Disneyland on my birthday.
真是幸福 Wow, that makes you a really lucky girl.
嘿 嘿 癢癢怪來咯 Hey, hey, the tickle monster's coming.
你要去哪? Where you going?
抓到你了 我抓到你了 Got you, I got you!
上樓繼續午睡 做個好姑娘 好嘛? I want you to go upstairs and be a good girl and finish your nap now, OK?
-拜拜 丹妮爾 -拜拜 蒂芙尼 -Bye, Danielle. -Bye, Tiffany.
抱歉 I'm sorry about that.
-她真可愛 -是的 -She's real cute. -Yes, she is.
對 Yeah.
我猜她讓你驕傲和快樂 I bet she's your pride and joy.
可以這么說 You could say that.
我想我該走了 哈? I think I need to go, huh?
也許是個好主意 Probably be a good idea.
媽媽 Mommy.
哦 我的孩子 Oh, my baby.
我真蠢 I'm so stupid.
哦 天啊 我愛你 Oh, God, I love you.
你能幫我嗎? Will you help me?
當然 Sure.
哦 真帥 那頭發 Oh, isn't he something, that hair?
嗯 我覺得他很可愛 這個 Yeah, I think he's cute, that one.
他的眼睛真漂亮 哦 真是夢幻 He's got beautiful eyes. Oh, he's dreamy.
也許我該把他貼在我的房間 Maybe I'll hang this up in my room.
我覺得雷不會喜歡的 I think Ray wouldn't like that very much.
我覺得那個很可愛 上面那個 I think this one's cute, up here.
對 確實 你可真壞 Yeah, he is. You are so bad.
你是我女兒 你學的最棒了 You're my daughter. You learned from the best.
-加德納女士 -你在這干嘛? -Mrs. Gardner. -What are you doing here?
我想看看克拉克怎么樣了 I wanted to see how Clarke's doing.
他會好的 Well, um... he's gonna be fine.
-都會好的 -他去軍校了啊? -It's all gonna be fine. -Is he at that school?
這發生了很多 There's a lot going on here,
所以那地方對他來說最好了 so that's the best place for him right now.
他爸呢? Where's his daddy?
在給他自己找間公寓 He's getting himself a little apartment.
我拆散了你們的家 I broke up your family.
我錯了 I'm so sorry.
你沒拆散我們的家 You did not break up our family.
你知道怎么做一個好家長 You have all these ideas about what it is to be a good parent.
而且大家都說只要你做到最好 那就夠了 And everybody says that if you just do your best, that's all that matters.
但...這不是真的 But... it's not true.
我是說 要是你最臭的是名聲 那你還能怎么好呢? I mean, if your best stinks, then what good are you?
我不是想讓你難堪 女士... I don't mean to do you no disrespect, ma'am...
但是克拉克愿意和你在一起 but Clarke would rather be with you.
丹妮爾 Danielle.
替我向你媽媽問好 Tell your mama I said hello.
我想你可以說 I guess you could say our little girl's
我們的孩子在她短暫的時光里經歷了很多 been through a whole lot in her short life.
她明白了有時 She's learned that sometimes
你要接受生活給你的一切 you got to accept what life throws at you.
但是只有經歷了痛苦的掙扎后 才會明白自己的內在 But only after a really good fight, to find out what you're made of.
那次掙扎讓接受的過程變的可以忍受 It's the fight that makes the accepting bearable.
很好 丹妮爾 Very nice, Danielle.
-我還沒說完 -好吧 -I'm not done. -OK.
她也很想念她的爸爸 She also misses her daddy a whole lot.
希望有一天她的家能重新團聚... And hopes that someday her family will be brought back together...
因為那真的很有趣 'cause it's real fun.
你經歷了很多 丹妮爾 You've come a long way, Danielle.
海切爾老師說你很棒 你很投入 Miss Hatcher says you're doing great, that you're more involved.
我甚至聽說你報名參加了達人秀 I even hear you signed up for the talent show.
我在努力做一個更傳統的人 I'm working on being a more traditional type of person.
我也許是在冒險 但如果你保證我能相信你 I might be taking a risk here, but if you promise that I can trust you,
我就讓你回到普通班去 I'll put you back with the normal kids.
我能相信你嗎? Can I trust you?
很好 Good.
這是永恒運動 Let's hear it for Perpetual Motion.
現在... And now...
...歡迎丹妮爾·艾德門斯頓小姐的樣式音樂劇 ...for the musical stylings of Miss Danielle Edmonston.
克拉克本想在這唱二重唱的 Clarke wanted this here to be a duet.
也許有點老掉牙 但這是獻給我孩子的爸爸的 May sound corny, but this is for my baby's daddy.
這是他最喜歡的歌 And this here's his favorite song.
親愛的日記 Dear Diary,
世上全是混蛋 this world is full of dipshits.
猜怎么著? 媽媽有了個童話般的結尾 But guess what? Mommy got a fairy-tale ending.
因為爸爸? Because Daddy?
爸爸回來了 Daddy came back.
所以他們因為你表現好什么的放你出來了? So they let you out for good behavior or something?
我媽來接我的 她說她被迫的 My mama came and got me. Said she was compelled.
你頭發怎么了? What did you do to your hair?
-你不喜歡嗎? -當然 不 -You don't like it? -Hell, no.
好點了嗎? 你回來我真開心 Better? I'm glad you're back.
我不知道 我有點想這地方了 I don't know, I kind of miss that place.
閉嘴 Shut up.
在沒有姑娘的學校 我還挺有名的 In a school with no girls, I was very popular.
-你個賤人 -謝謝 -You fucking whore. -Thank you.
記住 克拉克 沒人喜歡下賤的女孩 Remember, Clarke, nobody likes a dirty girl.
對 Right.